you guys
i got a new car today
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
i got a new car today
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
So I graduated college yesterday. Uh….
Now what?
the first isn’t so much a final as it is a presentation of the creative project i’ve supposedly been working on all semester (i started thursday), and should be fine once i finish the project. that final is in twelve hours.
the second though is something my costume design teacher has actually never taught us and may or may not expect us to be experts at it. i am hoping she does not because i don’t understand it. i also think it’s not fair to give us a practical exam without having taught us how to do it, but. whatever. i’ll just manipulate the darts with my cunning intellect and impressive vocabulary.

haircut! SHORT.
2 1/2 hours before the final…
what the hell am i supposed to spend my time doing now if i don’t have to freak out about the deadline?
and i’m just like
“can i turn in an outline?”

But really when is it not.
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I haven’t even left the house. If I’m gonna be running around campus tonight in shorts and a t-shirt and jumping in FOUNTAINS I am gonna need to get my drunk on real quick.
Oh right. THIS IS TONIGHT.

These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time they were seen.
That’s Isador and Ida Strauss, who died together on the Titanic the night of April 14-15, 1912. He urged his wife to board on a lifeboat but she refused and was witnessed to have said “We have lived together for many years. Where you go, I go.”
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“My 6 year old is in love with my 8 month old.”
i need to be tina fey. now.
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MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
LIZARDS-
WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.
Pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before but DON’T KNOW DON’T CARE LOOK AT THESE CRITTERS
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ooooof this is so frustrating and true
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i skipped class to do work for my other class and i’m so tired i got home from rehearsal at 2:30 what is my life
Dear Mark,
I know things are shitty sometimes and I am working on being better. Please never forget, no matter what, how much I love you. The amount is inconceivable even to me, but just because I don’t understand it doesn’t mean it’s not an indisputable, unalterable fact.
I love you two cute puppies and songs appropriate to the occasion and the way this city just feels cleaner and more exciting after a good rain.
All my love,
Megan